Witty Quotes
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A child of five could understand this. Fetch me a child of five. -- Groucho Marx |
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Both optimists and pessimists contribute to our society. The optimist invents the airplane and the pessimist the parachute. -- Gil Stern |
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A witty saying proves nothing." -- Voltaire |
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Give a man a match, and he'll be warm for a minute, but set him on fire, and he'll be warm for the rest of his life. |
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You have delighted us long enough. - Jane Austen |
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Lady Nancy Astor: Winston, if you were my husband, I'd put arsenic in your morning coffee. Churchill: Madam, if you were my wife, I'd drink it.  |
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